1. It’s ALWAYS chicks before dicks.

Your (girl)friends will always be there for you, only if you treat them with respect. If a guy comes along, never ever neglect or use them for him. Why? Because first, you’re not sure if the dude’s gonna be with you for life. Your friends on the other hand, have a definite higher chance and they’ll be the ones there for you when your relationship masuk longkang. Second, what kind of person do you think you’re portraying to the dude if you keep on circling around him? Good guys always prefer an independent chicks. Lastly, if he is the one who wants you to leave your friends for him, tell him to go suck his own pipi at a corner.

2. Take up Mandarin classes.

My dad’s gonna flip and go “I TOLD YOU SO” if he ever sees this. -_- But I was (here comes the excuses lah) young, naive, lazy and how the heck was I to know that China was gonna be so big in the business industry you tell me.

3. Read more.

My vocabulary is as thin as Pizza Hut’s promotion catalogue. I use to read a lot more when I was a kid (4-10 years) but due to my incurable disease of laziness, I just gave up reading altogether especially when I entered high school. By the time I realized how much I sucked in English (my one and only language!), it was a little too late because I’m not as spongy towards picking up new words anymore. :(

4. You’re gonna enjoy high school.

You’ll be meeting strangers who eventually will become your lifelong friends. You’ll get punish for being harmlessly rebellious against the school rules, but those stories will be the source of laughter in years to come. As ironic as this may sound, the best lesson learnt in school is when you’re not in class. So go ahead; dye your hair red, pierce your ears and skip a class or two by chilling at the canteen after recess period with your friends.

5. Don’t worry about your crooked teeth.

You may get teased and some nights, you’re gonna wonder if you should have gotten braces instead. Your smile may not be as perfect as you want it to be but you’re gonna meet someone who thinks it’s nothing short from perfection. At the end of the day, that’s all that matters.

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Inspiration source: Click here and here.


  1. A Stealth iPhone cover. I’ve been looking for something similar all around in KL-PJ-Spore but to no avail. :(
  2. Starbucks’ 2010 planner. It’s hardcover, it’s super pretty and it’s supposingly eco-friendly too! Am on my third stamp already and I have till the 3rd of January to get eleven stamps in exchange for the planner so go go go! :D
  3. New sunglasses (a Wayferer, maybe?) . Only because I lost the pair I bought in Japan a couple of months back in uni. T_T I FOUND IT OMG HAHA YAY YAY! I still want the Wayferer though wtf.
  4. That lovely hobo handbag I saw at Orchard ION which costs SGD558 omgwtf. I don’t even remember the brand of it because I ran out as soon as I saw the price. -_-
  5. Have A Little Faith by Mitch Albom. His first non-fiction book since my all-time favourite Tuesdays with Morrie! I WANT (hardcover, please thank you)!
  6. *NEW* Perfume. Am still browsing for more options but I like this, this and this so far. Hopefully with the few drops I have left, it’ll last me till I get to HK’s duty-free heaven. Nyeh heh heh.




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With just less than a month away till Xmas, I’d say this list can only get longer. Heh heh. :p

(Haha see, told you the list will get longer!)

From my Facebook. :)

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Joey tagged me in one of Facebook’s many meme-s. Those have been sprouting like mushrooms after the rain recently, non? Some of it are quite outdated too. But since I’m home on a Friday night due to a sudden crash of the immune system, I thought “Heck, I’ll give this one a try lah. It’s prolly gonna be bull anyway.”

Well, apparently not quite! Some of the stuff actually describes who I am. Then again, that’s kinda normal with personality tests. The evaluations given usually have a very broad perspective towards human behaviour/attitude. So its often that ppl go “Omg, that’s sooooooo me wei.” But actually right, not so true wan wtf.






Worth a try, though. Hehe. You guys go ahead: *click*


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Your view on yourself:

Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They’ll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

[Yeah, I've been having close ones telling me that I'm not my true self when I'm around ppl. And the reason I'll always use to reply them is that I'm just doing it for the sake of protecting myself. I don't know how or why do I need do it, really. But yeah.]


The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don’t judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren’t necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people’s eyes.

[Serious: Checked. Smart: Definitely checked. Determined: Mm, depends. Determine to..? AND I LOVE GOOD LOOKING PPL OKAY WHAT IS THIS CIS. T_T]


Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

[Preferably, yes. 'Cause I've made quite a few mistakes before for not doing so first. Ahh, well. Lessons in life lah wtf.]


The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

[Hmm, straightforwadness huh? That explains the punches I get from the other half sometimes. Heh.]


Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

[... No comment. Only because the first 10 years of my education life sucks balls.]


The right job for you:

You’re a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you’ll be set for life.

[What was that quote again? Find a job you love and you never have to work a day in your life or something like that right? Yeah yeah. :)]


How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

[Err. This one's a miss. I'm actually quite worried about my career prospects right now. =\ Meh.]


What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

[SO TRUE OMG. Sam! Tell them its soooo truee! That I constantly lash out on you when I lose control of things hahaha.]


Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

[I like the first two sentences. /hamsap The last one's a tad off though. I think my heart's kinda screwed up sometimes. My brain on the other hand at times also cannot make it. Aih. Fail lah, fail. -_-]