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No wonder we’re sisters. -_-

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And I thought I had issues. -_-

In relation to: this post.




I was just ranting to Drew (yes, at 4am haha so poor thing) about how I always seem to get myself into these “kantoi” situations. Over the years, I have made several self natural observations and have realized that frequently, I would:


a) bump into inanimate and/or animate objects eventhough it/he/she may very well be at obvious sight,
b) trip over escalators/chairs/tables/my own feet and make a boo-boo in front of more than a dozen people,
c) blurt out inappropriate statements which in return, I would receive glares or odd stares from the people around me,

or

d) save a cat while in a bus full of cat-phobic passengers and become the 5-hour trip’s heroin of the day (true story!).


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This is my story for today:




I decided to contact one of my sponsors earlier this afternoon who happened to be one of our local telecomm company.
A uni mate emailed me TWO numbers to which I could choose to call.
Naturally, I chose the first number.
Then I thought, “Hmm, what if he’s in a meeting or some sort?”
So I texted him instead. Three full pages, to be exact.
I introduced myself, told him where I was from and what were my intentions for getting in touch with him.
Along those lines, I also mentioned – “It would be great if *Company A could take part in our event this year”.
Wuish. Accomplished, I felt.
An hour later, he called back.
Woot, I thought.
“Hello, is this Mae?”, he asked.
“Yes, this is she.” Yes lah I’m going to nail this shit.
“Hi, Mae. This is Patrick but I’m afraid I do not work for *Company A lah.”
“Oh?” Oh, fuck.
“Yeah, I’m actually working for *Company B (rival companies I pressume? T_T) though I used to work for *Company A but that was only temporary.”


T_T


He was kind enough to go on and explain about the number mix-up but I’ve yet to digest the fact that I was reliving my kantoi moments again.


T_T


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Lucky for me, with every kantoi story of mine, comes with a silver lining.
Today’s silver lining?






Patrick told me that *Company B is also very much interested to be part of the event and that he’ll make arrangements with his marketing fellow to call me soon. Yay, me! :D

A blog post on my thesis report.

I officially have no life.

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Its been 3 days since I started mugging on this horrendous 3000-3500 words report. And just yesterday, I found out that my paper is actually due on the 7th, not the 5th.


Honestly, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry then.




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Thankfully, my friends have been nothing but tremendously “supportive” (and crazy) throughout these times of hardship wtf. ‘Cause really, if it weren’t for them, I would have probably hung myself along the corridors of Centre Point yesterday.


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Currently in real-time, I have more or less 1.8k words. Which is equivalent to about 6 out of the 12 pages I need to complete. I’m feeling really good about this progress but apparently for some people, I just ain’t good enough. :(




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Well, pfft! to you. >(

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